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26 November 2005 @ 01:56 pm
on thanksgiving day, i heard amanda say asian porn star, but for some reason, i heard asian corn star..... which is wierd because i knew she said porn star, yet i heard corn star. then johnny started to say asian corn starch...... why was amanda talking about asian porn stars anyways?
26 November 2005 @ 04:49 am
fuck lyn lyn i need your help
i dont remember because i was slightly intoxicated
but i know there was alot and i mean ALOT of misheard things at micheals

22 November 2005 @ 11:26 pm
I was bitching at work to gavin about how alison is on the phone to much and gavin goes yea and bent over chairs and the counter to... and then he laughes for a bit?!?!?!

I asked him what the fuck was that about...
he thought i said that she was on the floor to much and he thought that i was calling her a whore.

and about five minutes ago travis came into my room saying that he thought the bob the builder thing on TV said CLIT BLOCKS... they said click blocks.-shakes head-
16 November 2005 @ 02:43 pm
At work, I was trying to get out of the proof room as Leann was on her way into it with a rack of larges.

I slipped past her and said: Think skinny!

She looked at me, paused, and later started laughing. I thought she was laughing at the skinny comment.

Apparently, she went over to Ashley later and said: I thought she said, "Thanksgiving!"

Silly, silly.
15 November 2005 @ 09:04 pm
a classic:

Coming back from warped tour last year, Joe and I are sitting next to each other. I turn to him and say/whine, "Talk about Gettysburg."

Joe says, "what?!"

I say, "Talk about Gettysburg."

Joe, seems very confused, and again says, "What?!"

By this time I'm quite irritated because I have to keep repeating myself to him. I say, "The top of my head is burnt!"

hehehe. What a classic.
Current Mood: bouncybouncy
15 November 2005 @ 01:39 pm
So I was bitching to Tonya about the snow and how I have to deliver in it.

I said: Maybe it'll help my tips.

She looked at me wide eyed and unbelieving.

She heard: Damn my tits.

15 November 2005 @ 05:47 am
so i heard my boss say
liquor store for my eye...

it was
stuff for my eye

not the funnist but posted anyways

and ashes and mandas go very well together

so damn horny followed by penis ensues
15 November 2005 @ 01:04 am
Wow, I gotta say, this is pretty fun. Thanks for participating in the craziness with me!

The "mis-statements" don't necessarily have to be work related. It could be anything that you hear anywhere. Include weird things written on bathroom walls for all I care. I'm just lookin for a place to put little blurbs that make me giggle. =)

Keep up the good work, guys! Love ya.
14 November 2005 @ 09:51 pm
Again, not said at work, but it sorta fits. And it is hilarious.

You don't need to read the entire thread, but it is pretty funny throughout. (you do need to read to the second and/or third post)

Penis Ensues

Nick found this a while ago, he stalks the straight dope board often. ^_^
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Current Music: will and grace
14 November 2005 @ 09:47 pm
So....this isn't so much what I thought someone said at work...

so much as...what I heard on the radio...

Sheryl Crow was singing "Good is Good". Well there is a line...that...to me...sounds like, "So damn horny"

I guess what it actually is...is..."So downhearted"

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