Alright, I've got a couple. (and I actually remembered them!)
Yesterday in Chemistry, Kristen (teacher) was talking about double bonding, and i I heard "double bondage".
She was using attractive and smart men as an example for polarity (I'm not gonna go through the whole process, just think of it as that she's talking about hot guys and smart guys (and hot smart guys!) and instead of writing down molecule, I wrote "muscle". XD
Just now, instead of typing in gmail.com, I typed gmalk.com... which made me think of the Simpsons. XD "My bones are so brittle, but I don't know why, I drink plenty of ...Malk?