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13 October 2006 @ 05:35 pm
What was said: "Buy one, get one free!"

What was heard: "Buy one for the price of three!!"
 
 
Current Mood: amusedamused
 
 
18 August 2006 @ 10:43 am
Alright, I've got a couple. (and I actually remembered them!)

Yesterday in Chemistry, Kristen (teacher) was talking about double bonding, and i I heard "double bondage".

Also!

She was using attractive and smart men as an example for polarity (I'm not gonna go through the whole process, just think of it as that she's talking about hot guys and smart guys (and hot smart guys!) and instead of writing down molecule, I wrote "muscle". XD

Finally!

Just now, instead of typing in gmail.com, I typed gmalk.com... which made me think of the Simpsons. XD "My bones are so brittle, but I don't know why, I drink plenty of ...Malk?
 
 
Current Mood: busy
 
 
13 July 2006 @ 03:38 am
so im standing waiting for this bus to come so i can go from albany back to long island and its snowing outside and im just chillin on this line and this woman says to me
"you should sniff your coke"
and im like.. excuse me???
& then she says "well it is cold outside.."
and then im just like "alright woman, im confused"
& she says "i just think you should really ZIP YOUR COAT!"

yeah my mind was definatley ON something else at that time haha
 
 
Current Location: home
Current Mood: thoughtfulthoughtful
Current Music: offspring - amazed
 
 
06 June 2006 @ 09:06 am
What I heard: There's a double bed ahead....

What was said: There's a double bend ahead...
 
 
Current Location: An exam, most likely
 
 
26 May 2006 @ 01:49 pm
What I heard: I'm going to get a beer

What he said: ? He won't tell me. But he swears it wasn't that.
 
 
 
What was written: Jackson Pollock
What was read out: Jacket Potatoes

Yes, it was nearly lunchtime.
 
 
02 February 2006 @ 11:22 pm
What was said, "She's opptimistic" I heard, "She's off the mystic."

And, there was another one at work today, but I can't remember what was actually said...I heard, "I have uni-brows." Lyndsay will have to remind me what was actually said...
 
 
Current Mood: awake
 
 
16 January 2006 @ 03:41 pm
What was said/done:

Andrew pointed at the mediums and said, "Medium pepperoni".

What I heard/saw:

Andrew pointing at the mediums and saying "Peanut butter".


O.O Peanut butter pizza? >.
 
 
Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: Jam Project - Soultaker
 
 
28 December 2005 @ 12:11 am
Okay, so I was at West O helping Jill tonight.

I said something and she gave me this "what the fuck?!" look.

What she heard: "I'm going to go hump a mouse."
What I said...: "I'm gonna go hover now."

The West O bathroom is fucking disgusting. Like, you totally don't want to sit on the toilet seat. Eew. That's what I meant by hover. Yeah.
 
 
27 December 2005 @ 11:06 am
What was said: Blew my doors off.
What was heard: Blue underwear's off!

O.o;;;
 
 
Current Mood: embarrassedembarrassed